I go to college in a ghetto, home to pedophiles, bad air, and unruly gang members. I spend 20% of my time sleeping through class. 20% eating. 30% worrying about my deleted internet history. 30% trying to formulate a sense of humor to cope with reality. and 40% writing the words, "Screw percentages," on my math homework. My personality is that of a Hobbit who thinks he's an elf. I produce more oil than Afghanistan and if you can get past my awkward mustache, bacne, and bad breath, i'm actually a really terrible person.